I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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