My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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