office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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