So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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