Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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