Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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