I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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