If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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