my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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