is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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