I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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