So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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