LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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