I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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