its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Pappa wants mamma naked
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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