he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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