Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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