we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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