and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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