would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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