I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
