Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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