why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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