Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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