I think I just saw someone hide a body.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Semen is not good for contacts.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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