i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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