Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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