My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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