Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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