yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
