Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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