They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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