i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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