I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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