i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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