google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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