Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Randomize
