It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
