I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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