Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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