Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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