Sponge bath it is.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I said "one day" and that day is not today
All the doctor said was why
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
