he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Randomize
