Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Randomize
