Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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