He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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