Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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