she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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