just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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