My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Randomize
