glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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