What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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