so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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