YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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